Seventeen Days...let me explain

Pre-op appointment with PA Leah.
"I have a surprise for you"  I said.  (pause)  "I want them both done now."
She was surprised but not so much that she fainted or anything.  
I knew that my decision would probably effect the schedule but I accepted that. 
Turned out that a guy that was scheduled for March 15 was begging to be scheduled March 12.  So we just swapped since the doc had more flexibility on the 15th.  Perfect.